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Winners and Losers
2008.09.10
10:13:14 pm, Categories: random Winners and Losers
So it's become apparent to me, that two types of people use toilets - shitters and sitters.
It's amazing how often I walk into a dead quiet bathroom, have no option but to use the cubicle next to someone else (don't you hate that?), go about my biz, and leave, with nary a sound, nor movement, coming from the dude next door... Is he awake? Is he even alive? It's hard to tell. I know not everyone is a goodie goodie vegan, but holy shit, eat some damned fibre Mr. Poopie-a-no-go!
5 comments
Comment from: Sheldon [Visitor]
Hahaha! I needed a good laugh today. And yes fibre is our friend. LOL.
09/12/08 @ 09:21
Comment from: Brad Dunn [Visitor] · http://jesterhoax.blogspot.com
I remember you emailing one of those 'to_all_staff@' kind of addressess once before about people wiping boogies on the wall.
you definatly are a patriot of toilet ettiquete
you definatly are a patriot of toilet ettiquete
09/14/08 @ 22:50
Comment from: Min [Visitor]
Gross, that never happens to us girls. We're just more bowel efficient. Sit, plop-plop, flush... like a well-choreographed musical.
09/25/08 @ 22:38
I'm not convinced... try eating a Dangerous Dan's Quadruple C "Collosal Colon Clogger Combo" and see how well choreographed you are!
http://www.dangerousdansdiner.com/menu.htm#specials
http://www.dangerousdansdiner.com/menu.htm#specials
09/26/08 @ 07:29
Comment from: j [Visitor] 
mate, sometimes a guy just needs some alone time. try having your mother in law stay with you for six months in a two bedroom apartment. it's the toilet, the loo, the dunny, the outhouse that provides the solace and space one needs. beside it gives me a chance to read and reply to blogs
10/14/08 @ 16:11
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