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Vegans are a minority group, and as such, are a target for ridicule and insults (funny, unjustified, or otherwise). I get it a lot at work. I'm not a witty person, nor funny, and have very little in way of zinging powers. One of my favourite Seinfeld episodes is "The Comeback", where George Constanza burns up because he is ridiculed at work when stuffing his face: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." There is nothing worse than, like George, coming back with a real zinger hours after being insulted, when it's too late! I thought it would be handy to have a little bag of quips. If you have some better than my lame efforts, please share!

"Don't hate me because I'm better than you."

"Hey, I'm just trying to save the world for your fat, lazy kids."

"Wait, so now it's cool to hate the environment!? Why didn't someone tell me sooner!?"

"I suppose you hate Jews and gays too?"

If all else fails, fall back on Kramer's line:

"Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!"